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I have successfully captured some of the storm weather in my left shoe. Rather than harnessing nature, though, I just have a very wet foot.
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@marksheppard Twperhaps Tweople twith a Twspeech Twimpediment?
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@purplebox That's a twumb twidea.
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A twend on Twitter is two twsart every tword twith an "tw", twlike: "Twexit!"
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To SyFy...I say...why why? So CBS will become See-BS, NBC will become IN-Bee-See, ABC will become Eh-Bea-See???
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@beltane 47? I thought more like 13 and an inflatable king kong.
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@majortom Yes I am but where can we get 3 tons of ketchup and 47 nuns?
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Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
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@imperator3733 In a movie once..."But Judge, I can't do 150 years!!!", Judge says "That's okay son, just do as many as you can!" :-)
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Anyone else think Madoff's 150 year sentence is too little? I'd go for a 500+ year sentence.
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Hi, Billy Mays here, for cloud computing! Why put up with boring terrestrial computing when you can make spreadsheets with Cloud Work 3.0 !!
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@beltane Spokes Person for Cloud Based Computing.
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@purplebox Excuse me while I change the tin foil in my hat.
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@purplebox MJ lives! I saw him at Walmart this morning.
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Another reason to read the fine print. My new low $ cell fone plan includes 1000 not-anytime minutes & 5 free total stranger connections.
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@amddude Well done. Love hearing the honest people stories. Too many people wouldn't have done the right thing.
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Yesterday I found a pink razr phone in the atlantis casino elevator. I called 2 of the myFavs people and was able to return it to the owner
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Dr daughter has become an OFFICIAL GEEK! She just ordered pizza off her iPod!
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