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Alfred E Neuman
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Help Run a World Famous Humor Magazine! Can't think of the title right now, but it's real famous!

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  • So much 4 online bank security. I sign in 2day & some1's put another $50,000 in my account. This is the 3rd time this month. Won't complain.

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    about 6 months ago
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  • Anybody know if the Internet will be open Monday? Since it's Labor Day I assume they'll be no email delivery. Happy Holiday all!

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    about 7 months ago
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  • Like at me! On OLED! Yes, Alfred E. Thanks THErealBELTANE for finding me! (And the royality check is coming?) http://bit.ly/RiDI4

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    about 7 months ago
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  • MAD needs to pay me a $15M bonus so I can be written up in the press as GREEDY. Publicity - & I could use the money! Win-win situation!

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    about 7 months ago
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  • The MAD Health Plan is fool-proof. I'm covered 100% for everything. Unless I get sick. But as soon as I'm well again, it's back in force!

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    about 7 months ago
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  • Thanks beltane for the neat find! Alfred E is on engadget...http://is.gd/2dKC5

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    about 7 months ago
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  • Giz Wiz has idea 4 TV show 4 folks who can't sing, dance & have 0 talent. It's called: "So you think you can fall down a flight of stairs!"

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    about 7 months ago
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  • A POP UP WE'D HATE TO C WHILE SHOPPING ONLINE: "We're using your Credit Card to buy something on another website to make sure it's valid!"

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    about 8 months ago
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  • Is the Space Station Toilet really out of order? Or did the gov't forget to tell the astronauts you now need 8 quarters to use it?

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    about 8 months ago
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  • While the GizWiz was at DisneyWorld & Universal Studios, I was on a terrifying ride of my own. The "watch the cab driver text & drive ride"!

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    about 8 months ago
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  • The Giz Wiz TWEETS bargains & now it's my turn. From Worst-Deal-Of-The-Day: 2003 MacNCheese Security Suite: $100 Value: now $97 + $40 ship

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    about 8 months ago
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  • I refuse to get stuck in traffic on July 4th, so I celebrate the 4th on July 11th. There r zero crowds, but the fireworks on that date suck!

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    about 9 months ago
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  • Another reason to read the fine print. My new low $ cell fone plan includes 1000 not-anytime minutes & 5 free total stranger connections.

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    about 9 months ago
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  • My line of Alfred E. Skin Rejuvenators R coming out soon! Do they work? I've been on the covers of MAD 4 more than 50 years & look at me!

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    about 9 months ago
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  • I bought 2 sets of rabbit ear antennas 4 the digital changeover & now my house has 48 sets of rabbit ears antennas! They're breeding like r

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    about 9 months ago
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  • I'm no dummy, I got my convertor box so I'm ready for the digital age. I do have one question. Where do you see the picture on this thing?

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    about 9 months ago
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  • W/MAD going to just 4 issues a year, I've cut out luxury restaurants. The folks at Wendy's do miss me, but I'll come by 4 spec occassions.

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    about 10 months ago
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  • I see every1 is talking about how their dogs react to storms. I know it's going to rain when my dog, "kitty" opens an umbrella

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    about 10 months ago
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  • 2 free tips from my new book: How To Double Your Income. 1st tip: Make sure you earn twice as much $$$. 2nd: Ask your boss 4 a 100% raise.

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    about 10 months ago
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  • Data Drive Thru transfers data between 2 PCs (not MAC) Was $60 when 1st came out. Deal of Day $17 free shipping http://tinyurl.com/qjz8r6

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    about 10 months ago
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